Easy Peacy lil comp! First Price 15,000 Points!

[thiara]

All you need to do is Pick a celeb, Animal or something that really annoys you, that you would like to get rid of from the world. You need to say why you don't like it and make it really funny about the things you say.
When you read it out, make it last about 2 Mins.
Post your entry on here so others can get an idea of what kinda thing im talking about.

The first price is 15,000
And the 2 runners up will get 2500 Points each.
The rest of the entries will get 500 Points for participating.

Thanks guys. I will anounce who won on Tuesday And i will hand out the points the same day!
Good luck.
xxxxxx

[Melissa]

Hmm this seems pretty cool, I think I might enter if I have time

[neelam007]

i will defo enter later on :D

[thiara]

yayy! i cnt wait to c u guy's entries! make sure to make it realli funny. bt make it persuasive too.
fanks guys.
ad cummon guys, need more people to sign up....

2moz is da last daii guys. So post ya entries sooooon!

[britneyfan4eva]

I don't think this is going to be 2 minutes, but that is a little hard for me to do- I'm talking about spiders so I don't have a LOT to say.

I really hate spiders- because they creep all over the place and sometimes, my friends like to trick people and then say "Oh look! There's a spider on your back!" And then people scream- it's kind of funny. Terantulas and big hairy spiders, are the worst- some are poisonous too! Even looking at them on the T.V wants to make me scream. They are just really horrible- with those long legs.

[neelam007]

I want rid of Rubbish! I mean, who wants a big old black bag in their front yard waiting for about a week, stinking the place out till some rubbish bin men come to take them away? And also some nasty animal come along and rip it to shreds, leaving YOU to clean up the mess!
Life so would be soo much easier - and smell better - without rubbish.
I say sling the rubbish as its a waste and stinks, but keep the rubbish men, as some are fit! :P lol

[Sierra^-^]

I hate Millipedes because in my housde when i was young i was walking down the stairs and holding the railing little did i know what was on the railing about to go on my hand. I didnt even notice until it started moving on my hand i was so grosssed out but everyone was laughing at me! Did you know they actually dont have a million legs the have about 500! ITs really Weird!

['Billii_x_]

Dog Poo ;)

I mean its always the same, You have a really bad day and you walk home and you walk straight into a pile of poo !! Or when your with your friends and suddenly someone says "Ew Can you smell that?" and you relise its you whos stood in dog poo so you try pretending its not you whilst dragging your feet on grass which makes you look like you are Re.tarded, Then your friends find out its you and everyone avoids you!! I mean its not hard to pick it up is it, Even the council give away free poo bags to help But No some people still leave it! And aswell when someone leaves it right infront of your house, Their Dog does its business and the owner looks around to make sure no ones noticed and then leaves it. Honistly people, Its not hard, What if we had to poo around on streets and we left it, Be abit embaressing wouldnt it eh ? So next time your dog decides to dump outside on pavements, pick it up ;)

[cheripie45]

Brittney Spears

Brittney Spears does nothing for our society exept for give litle kids reasons to try and go to rehab. I mean come on. GET YUOR SELF TOGETHER! I dont think it is such a great idea to get drunk with your 2 kids who are under 5years old in the car! And to make thing worse SHE MARRIED KFED! egahd what kinda sick person are you. She also may be the reason why her younger sister who is like 16 or somehings is PREGANANT! Okay so you may get my point allready but im not fnished yet! POLE DANCING in your music video? oh what a great influence brittney. what would we do without you...


hehe i had do do something like this for my LA class so it was pretty easy!

[Alice]

Is this still open?

[cheeky]

Yeah, can I still join?

[Rebecca!]

"Omg, like, no way!!! Ah, does this cloth I call a dress make me look fat even though I'm a stupid anorexic b__?" GET A LIFE, OR AT LEAST SOME CLOTHES ON!!! I mean, that's NOT hot.


"I'm so hard done by!!! Oh poor me! Poor Paris! I have to go to jail like every other crook! That's so unfair. Wait .. am I writing something? I CAN READ!!! OMG! THIS CALLS FOR A SKANKY CELEBRATION! I just must go get drunk, maybe flash the media? Ooooooooo! That sounds like fun. And no officer, I am NOT drunk [for once]; I'm just naturally this stupid and ditsy!" (natural unlike some other things to do with Paris?)


Why do people even like her? "I have $$ up the butt, so I'm going to make a dirty video and act like it's not my fault that I get humiliated." COME ON! And singing? Paris, give up. Just be thankful that there's other people as stupid as you so that at least SOMEONE will buy your crap (probably literally!) Do us a favor and 1) get some panties on, 2) get some talent, or 3) hit the road! (The 3rd one is preferance). Oh, and that show of yours, hun it ain't as simple as you!


Please note: It's pretty sad that Paris's bff's new kid (that's right, mini mini a.k.a. mini nicole) has more knowlage than her, eh? She NEEDS to give up. Either that, or find a store that sells a brain and some covering, non-seethrough clothes. We all know the s__'s issue isn't $$, hello!!

[new moon]

S P I D E R S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am terrified of spiders (well, all insects really, but spiders are the worst) what is the word for that? I wonder if it is arachnaphoebic or something like that but I expects that I spelt it wrong because I am even scared to type the word spider.

The worst type of spider are the orange hairy ones, they totally freak me out, i mean, one time I found one in my bed and I was so terrified I didn't sleep in it for 3 days!! Which I think was reasonable as it good have been lurking anywhere in my bed.

When I see spiders now, I call for my dog Simba and he comes over and eats it. Well, not straight away , he rolls it around on the floor for a while to see if it wants to play with him ( but it does not) and eventually gets bored and eats it.

To conclude, I would like to say that I hate spiders.

I dont thing this is 2 minutes long xD but oh well Xx

[Skeena]

Hannah Montana

I actually used to like Hannah Montana until I figured she can't act, sing or even speak properly! She sounds like a gerbil on helium. Seriously! Her voice is so squeaky. Disney must of been desperate to employ her! I mean is it not so so obvious that miley and hannah look exactly the same!? All it really is is a stupid wig. Which brings me to the wig! Like wth right!? Whats all that about!?
Lets just say she gets on my nerves >.<

[Fufsi]

aha i'll do this.
i'll edit it later x]

[mytam]

Here's mine:
I hate moths, their fluffy, yuck and have fat bodies also they aren't pretty the colours they have is only black and grey! They eat your clothes that's why you have holes in your socks.
During the night, they flutter against the window sill, also if the lights are on you can sometimes see them.
They are scary and annoying when they fly little bits of there hair floor on the ground if your not careful they could go on you!
Without moths the world would be more beautiful and less scary!


^ I don't think it goes for 2 mins

[avena]

Angelina Jolie: I started hating this annoying ***** ever since I was hearing her name every where. Any interview and rumors and tv shows I see her half nude lady everywhere. She keeps on driving me crazy with everything she does the sound of Angelina Jolie makes me yell out loud for god's sake. She thinks shes lil miss pretty, hot, sexy and everything well what ever happened to cute looking actress? She thinks she is a media setter? Paparazzi follows her everywhere she goes.. I think she thinks that people will even buy her pee for money.. She think she is perfect ? I think Dakota Fanning is a much better actress and a role model anyone can ever possible have in this entire world.

She thinks she is such an amazing and talented, person.. Has she done anything like OPRAH? She is so annoyingly stupid her butt says everything. If I could get a change I would make her wear a traditional INDIAN SAREE. haha haha..

[Fairy]

I'd like to get rid of The Coca Cola Company.

Coke [Coca Cola] is a horrible company; they treat their staff in such an atrocious manner and there is even evidence to support them murdering those in opposition.

"In July 2001, the United Steelworkers of America and the International Labor Rights Fund filed a law suit in US Court on behalf of their workers."

"To date, there have been a total of 179 major human rights violations of Coca-Cola's workers, including nine murders. Family members of union activists have been abducted and tortured. Union members have been fired for attending union meetings. The company has pressured workers to resign their union membership and contractual rights, and fired workers who refused to do so."

That quote is from a New York City based fact-finding delegation and was released in January 2004. Of course, The Coca Cola Company has denied this, but these murders have been helpful to the Coca Cola Company in terms of removing troublemakers.

The Coca Cola Company has also been blamed for the quantity and quality of water decrease and had one of its bottling plants shut down in Kerala because of this in March 2004.

Leading aside the side effects it can have on people - especially children - and what it can do to your teeth.

There are lots of other problems with this company, too many to mention in fact, but if you search the web even further, you will find disturbing information led to this company.

I don't drink coke, I boycott it because of many reasons and I know this information because when I was at school, we studied it.

[Aisil]

Something I`d like to get rid of is Myspace. I know..big shock, some people may actually have fainted when reading this, because isn`t myspace the best site in the world?? Guess what, it`s NOT. I disgust the fact that pretty much all sites are suddenly becoming myspace resource sites, I mean..it`s nice to have some myspace content but do we really need 1000 of sites which are all about myspace and offer the exact same stuff. And then people wonder why their hits are going down..well, maybe that`s because those people with small myspace resource sites offer the exact same as the big ones, so there`s no reason to visit the small ones.
But anyway, I wasn`t complaining about myspace resource sites but about myspace itself. I think there`s absolutely no use for a myspace profile unless you`d like to get in contact with some fat forty year old perv who pretends to be a hot 20 year old guy, and even though his profile picture is obviously a model, all those 13 year old girls believe him and talk to him..it`s gross. I`ve had some experience of my own..some guy looked really nice and I added him to msn and than suddenly he turns to cam on and shows me his private parts..I was 12!! And he DID turn out to be a dirty old guy.. you know, the kind you see around myspace a lot. If you want to stay in contact with your friends, can`t you just use email, phone, msn or something else which is NOT PUBLIC...so many people don`t seem to realize that the things you put on your myspace profile can be seen by anyone who has access to your profile!!

Thanks for reading this! XD